XD Shameless excuse to use pretty font aside...last night went better than I was expecting. By which I mean, I did
not go on any big roller coasters (one tiny one, but that was fun) and did
not have a paranoid night of insomnia from what I saw. Lol We got there right as it opened, so there were no lines for the houses yet. Actually, save for one or two, there weren't very long lines for any of them. I was surprised, since it was Halloween, but I guess everyone's out Trick or Treating or partying or whatnot. This event's been open for over a month now, I think.
So here's the houses in the order we went to them. A bit of warning; as good as these houses were, by the end of the night I only remembered the gist of them. Everything else blended together in a mix of darkness, loud noises, screaming, fake blood, strobe lights and messed up hallways. So I can only describe the general idea of the house. I'll do my best, though.
Entrance: Immediately upon walking in we see this big fashion show going on. For those who don't know, this year's icons were Ms. Vayne and her models. They're all vampires. (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv0x2yEWxbM Here's the commercial for 'em. Just so you get an idea.) So her vampire models are walkin' up the catwalk, showing off designs I...guess are meant to be gothic, but I dunno, I didn't like how metallic and zipper-friendly some of the dresses were. Then Vayne herself came out, and her vampires are all posing around her, and then she snaps her fingers and the lights turn red. The models and photographers all start baring fangs and hissing, and then they drag some random guy on stage and start biting into him. It was amusing how much blood they had squirting everywhere. Vayne claps her hands, licks her lips, and walks back down the catwalk. She pauses, and this announcer guy goes, "
VAAAAAAAAAAAYNE." Which I kept mocking the entire night. Seriously, it was like a constipated moan. LOL
Here is the fashion show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaCy3slhXI&feature=player_embedded13: Each October, the underground members of The Messengers come out of hiding to seek out 13 unlucky victims, who are tracked down and tortured before the gang feasts on their flesh. This year, they have already claimed 12 lives so far...will 13 be your unlucky number?I was understandably nervous going in, since this would be my first haunted house in nearly a decade and you could
hear banging and chainsaws all the way from the entrance. As I said, we were one of the first people there, so Kate and I linked arms with Geoff (the only reason I survived these things, I think) and just walked in. The gang's supposed to be a motorcycle club I guess, because there were trucks and bikes and all that roaring full blast through fog machines. You got the usual banging on the walls, nutso cannibals jumping out to scare us, the works.
What freaked me out a bit was near the end, it got really dark. No, that's not what freaked me out, but you know how in the houses there's always some rags or fake blood/snakes hanging from the door or hallway you have to push through? Well, I couldn't see a thing, and then I ran into something hard. One little shriek later, and I realize it's a fake, bloody carcass of some huge animal, and there are four of them I now have to push my way through. Oh. Goody. Btw, because of the way the three of us were linked, and how narrow the houses were, we had to go in a semi-vertical line. I was the front person in every single house. FUN TIMES.
At the end were were walking through a maze outside, and the chainsaw men were jumping out everywhere. One stayed in front of me for a minute, not letting me walk forward, and another brushed against Kate's skirt. She really got the short end of the stick, because a lot of the time there weren't a lot of people behind us, so the monsters would follow her and touch her - yeah, they're apparently allowed to, you'll see why later - and just give her a hard time. I could at least follow the people in front of us, see them freak out, and know what was coming. And I could cower by Geoff. Poor boy, during one house (I forget) he had to tell me to slow down because I was pulling hard on his wrist trying to hurry out. He didn't complain, though, the entire night. Such a sweetie.
VERDICT: The house was a good one, and I was proud of myself for making it through. I did like it, mostly because I do love my chainsaw men, and the bloody meat hall really caught me off guard. Of course, it prepared me for similar hallways later on.
Delta Epsilon Delta: Pledge Week:
For decades, the most mysterious sorority house on campus has invited only select girls from the top families to join. But this year, it's open rush, and the sisters are welcoming new members with open arms. Can you escape before you fall victim to the sinister secrets of the twisted sisterhood? No one does it like a DED girl...This one I didn't like. Not because it was scary, no, quite the opposite. It was more weird/interesting to look at than scary. HOS advertised this one a lot, even showing the first half of the house online, since this is one of their new houses. So I knew what to expect, but honestly, even if I hadn't known anything, it was obvious what they were going to do before they did it. Just a bunch of psycho, scantily dressed sorority girls torturing guys and jumping out at us asking if we wanted to play or pledge. At one point we got stuck in a room as the line got held up, and one girl blew on my neck. A bit irritated, I blew back, and Kate said she looked pissed. I dunno if that was the character or if I genuinely ticked her off, but honestly, it's not like I touched her.
VERDICT: Probably my least favorite house, as far as entertainment and fear goes. Still, it was amusing to look at.
INTERMISSION: Before that house, everybody went on Sheikra. Somehow between my last post and then I worked up the guts to stand my ground and say, "NO," because honestly, I did not want to ride that thing. It wasn't fear, I just don't like coasters. They were cool with it, though I think part of this goes to my mom. As I was waiting for them to get here to pick me up I confided my worries to her, and when Kate got there my mom gave her this dead serious, scary look and said, "If you make my daughter do anything she doesn't want to do, I will be very
angry." XD I love my mom. So does Kate, but she says Mom scares her. Pfft, she was being NICE. Anyway, I held Kate's mom's purse (you had to pay to take it on the ride) and sat near the exit, listening to the music from a live DJ a few feet away. He played Welcome to the Jungle and Paralyzed, two songs that I love. I sang along to Paralyzed.
After DED we drifted towards the DJ and spent anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes dancing there. It was very fun, and Geoff kept saying guys were staring at him 'cause he had these two girls dancing with him. Weird thing was, this one chick came up to me and started doing that thing where you rub up against someone while you dance. Um....what. xD;; So random. We went on the water ride next to the dancing twice, because, HELLO FLORIDA HEAT/HUMIDITY. It was extremely fun. Of course with ate up our time, and we only had two hours ;eft to finish off 5 more houses.
Taste of Blood:
Once revered as royalty, hordes of undead vampires have now been forced underground into the subways and sewers to avoid the sunlight. By day, they feed on rats to survive. But as night falls, these fanged fiends take to the streets to seduce fresh blood.This was the house with the longest wait. I guess because it was because Ms. Vayne was in this house. I honestly don't remember too much. I know Kate freaked because there was a sign that said GIVE BLOOD and she hates doing that. There weren't a lot of vampires in this house, which confused me. It seemed like the others - creepy darkness, strobe lights, things jumping out at you, etc. One thing that DID startle me though was another screwy hallway. Only this time, two black...foam thingies, I don't know what they're called, were on either side, leaving you only a VERY narrow opening to squeeze through as thick black material pressed in on you from all sides. Very creepy.
Vayne showed up near the end, but I wasn't impressed. She just stood there talking about how she was going to torture us. People - corpses? - at her feet randomly lunged at guests, and one yelled, "SHOOOE!" and grabbed Kate's. xD;;; Poor girl.
VERDICT: Since it didn't leave a huge imprint on me to remember...just an okay house. That freaky hallway saved it.
Trapped in the Walls:
The gruesome fate of an innocent family made headlines when it happened. Years later, evil still lingers in the rooms where the tragedies happened. It has seeped into the walls, trapping dark demons and infesting a house that can't let go of its horrible history.I was WORRIED going into this one. Simply because I do
not like confined spaces (though I'm not claustrophobic) and was nervous about whatever was going to be lunging out of the walls for me. A weird thing going in was that this disembodied hand kept giving us Pixie Stix. Geoff said it was to keep your hands occupied. Screw that, my hand was already squeezing the life out of his. Immediately upon walking in, the walls are distorted mirrors. FUN. The beginning started off kind of anti-climatic, but near the end things got nuts with strobe lights and ceiling scares and snakes hanging from the ceiling. Fake, of course, but they sure felt real. I gave a little shriek at the feel of them.
VERDICT: Thankfully not as bad as I was expecting, but still rather good. I hate strobe lights in houses. They freak me out SO much.
SCARY STORY TIME: While waiting in line for the small coaster after this house, I checked my phone for the time. And on the front, it said
Car Kit. O_O People, my phone was in my pocket the entire time, and I gave it to NONE of my friends for safekeeping or anything. I have NO IDEA how this got on my phone, because I certainly didn't do it. Kate deleted it for me, but I'm still a bit paranoid. O_O
Death Row Vengeance: The inmates at Grey Echo Penitentiary are slated for execution, and they blame you. With their last breath, they curse those who did nothing to save them from the electric chair or lethal injection and vow to haunt those who watched them suffer. Will you make it out alive when they come back to make good on their dying promise?THIS WAS FREAKY. Do you know why?
We were the only ones there.
I don't know why, but when we walked in and saw NO ONE ahead of us (ahead of
me) that was it. I was freaked long before they did anything to me. And boy did they do stuff. You walked through the lethal injection room, the electrocution room, and all manor of cell blocks and nasty places. They kept saying, "THE GUILTY SHALL NEVER LEAVE!" and I kept saying, "I'm innocent, so I'm
out of here!" while Kate said, "I'm guilty! I'm guilty!" Way to send mixed messages.
Thankfully we found people about halfway through the house, and I made sure we DIDN'T LOSE THEM. xD
VERDICT: A very good house. So far, this was the house I screamed the most on.
Nightshade Toys:
By day, the old Nightshade Toy Factory appears abandoned. But as night falls, the mysterious manufacturing plant glows and hums as it creates diabolical dolls, terrible teddy bears, and possessed playthings of your childhood nightmares. These twisted toys are alive...and are coming after the adults who have forgotten them.I knew this was going to be a freaky house. I have dolls and stuffed animals at home. I KNEW this would be bad. But you know what? This was my favorite house. It was creepy, yes, but I wasn't scared as much as I was having fun.
This one hallway was COVERED with shelves of naked dolls with glowing eyes. That was freaky enough, but what was worse? They
peed on us. XD I had to laugh. Later I found out these dolls were all named "Tina Tinkle". We went through the assembly line of evil dolls, and a hallway full of posters for wicked toys. But the best part?

THIS HALLWAY RIGHT HERE. As you can see, it's only a narrow walkway, with the walls like this spinning wildly. I thought I was only going to get dizzy, but no, I swear to God I could FEEL the floor tilting on its side, threatening to drop me off the edge if I let go of the railing. And I was clinging to it very hard, lemme tell you. As fun as this was, it was too short. But this was the best part of the house. Apparently this is an old trick at HOS, since Kate warned us about it right before we walked in on it, but I can see why they brought it back. It's so freaky, and so fun.
VERDICT: I could honestly go in this house again, if only for that spinning room. A very good and creative house, even if I'm now scared of the bear I won in a game at the park. Hee.
Reconstruction (The Doctor Is In): Dr. Edger VonAngst has the skill and technology to make you over...but what will you become? This mad reconstructive surgeon has set up shop, putting human parts back together with mechanical pieces and combining flesh, bone and steel in the most hideous ways. Nip/Tuck has never been like this!Let me just say, they have saved the best for last. And by best I mean the scariest. Walking in I made a little joke to myself that I should really pay attention to this house, to get some ideas for Jonathan. The other two didn't get it, of course, but all humor evaporated when we got in.
WE WERE THE ONLY ONES IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.
Kate started freaking out with me, because she's scared of hospitals, and now everyone in this house will be gunning for us. Oh my God, I jumped so much in this house and shrieked as these people kept jumping out RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. There were blood and guts, of course, and needles up the wazoo, and evil dentists, and MORE STROBE LIGHTS. I hate strobe lights. One blink you're staring at nothing, and the next a bloody, grinning corpse is inches away from you. DX And then? A maze of PURE. DARKNESS. Only with blinding flashes of yellow light every 7 seconds or so. Oooh, I couldn't get out of that house fast enough.
Remember how I said they could touch you? Yeah, well, near the end, both Kate and her mom felt something thin and furry wrap against their necks for a few seconds before disappearing. *shudders* I'm so glad that didn't happen to me. Of course, I didn't give them a chance, hunched over as I was.
VERDICT: The scariest house, and for that, I applaud it. Still would not go in there again.
After that we grabbed some ice cream and candy. But of course, a horde of roaming clowns had to come in and stare at us with these freaky smiles. But by that point I was so tired I only waved at them.
We stayed way later than expected, and I didn't get home until 2:40. Ugh. So tired. But this was the most eventful and fun Halloween I've had in a long time. I'm so glad I went. ^__^

Ms. Vayne and her models hope you all had a FANGtastic (*runs from the booing*) Halloween. *showers you with candy*
Btw, NaNoWriMo starts today, right? GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE DOING IT! \^0^/